I ask you, my dear friends, who do you think I am kidding? Myself, of course. This invitation is merely a laugh at my expense. If you find it offensive, let me know. Otherwise, just have a laugh, because I am not really looking for a bride OK!

Still, this has suddenly become a popular feature. Apart from the occational e-mail of "You're Funny!", some friends have approached me to put up their requests for marriage. I declined, of course. Instead, I will torment those whom I deem to be married as soon as possible. So my friends, watch out, you could be next in line. And believe me, you don't want to end up like Imu Jaan.

Now where were...., right, the marriage proposal. The First Question is, do you know me? If not, check my biography, take a look at my pictures, and then proceed. If you don't do so, you will be in for a big surprise.